Sunday, October 17, 2010

Lovely Laughs!

1) A woman entered in to a cloth shop to buy someclothes. After finding few fine ones she asked the salesman to hold them.He inquired, Madam! How long should I hold these? She replied -Till it becomes 70% off.

2) A villager went for bathing near a lake.On his way, he met  a scholar.He asked him, Sir! which direction should I face during my bath? East or west.The scholar said: Neither, rather face the place where you keep your clothes, lest they may be taken by someone.

3) Three girls were walking down the street, covered from top to bottom lowering their gaze.Three young boys were coming from  opposite direction. Seeing them just for once the  first one said -Mashallah! This is how good girls should walk by.The second one said- SubhanAllah! How pious these three are.The third one said without seeing them -InshAllah!
I will have one of them.

4) A group of students asked their teacher regarding the distance of heaven from earth.
The teacher replied : Its just two steps away.The students were amazed and puzzled too.
They inquired. How can it be just two steps away? 
The teacher said: Listen! If you put one step on your soul (i.e. control your evil desires), your next step will be in paradise automatically. InshAllah!


Muhammad Wasif Javed said...

Jazak-al-ALLAH-al-Khair for such beautiful *Smiley Pieces*! :)
Stay blessed always!

Hamid said...

shuriya for your words akhee wasif javed.

MarjnHomer said...

the jokes were great. i loved the three women one..thnx for visiting my site..

Hamid said...

@ marjhomer~Really? Then thats nice to know.


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